Jack has his future agenda posted
As he ponders his prospects
As he ponders his prospects
jacksob.wav......"You Son of a B***h!"
cheap.wav....."Oooh not this again!.....It makes me feel so cheap".....
bednbrkf.wav....."This is not a bed and breakfast!"....
farewell.wav...."I hope you don't mind if I forgo the obligitory horizontal farewell".....
zipperst.wav....."The zipper is stuck!!"...
shutmouf.wav...."If you don't shut your mouth....I mean right now brother....I'll shut it for you!".....
dtheater.wav....Walt works a dinner theater in Florida!
shuflbrd.wav...."When I'm ninty-seven years old I don't think that I'll be able to learn new rules for shuffleboard....ya know?"
truth.wav....Jack's truth speech "and nothin' but the truth, sister, or I am outa here!"
go2hell.wav...."It's the little things I tend to remember....like your telling me to go to hell"....
blkbook.wav....Jacks moldy old little black book.
phonogrf.wav....What are you vaccinated with a phonograph needle?...Shut up!....
loveseen.wav.....Jack tells how long it's been since he's had a lovescene, in dog years
litllick.wav.........I had a little lick yesterday!
1myheart.wav......"Shucks man....you just won my heart".....
sleepnbg.wav....It's like being in a sleeping bag with a dog who has fleas!
catgrin.wav....Does the Cheshire Cat grin?!?
jackslaw.wav....Since your wife called me and said that you may be needing a lawyer....
yourbiz.wav....Now, if you want to run around with a ring of call girls so you have something fascinating to talk about over champagne and caviar, that's your business!
resist.wav....Excusemoi, Mademoiselle, but I could not resist!
lackof.wav....Walt discusses his lack of love scenes....
laundry.wav....."You dont think they just pay me here to act?.... do ya?.... Nah...I have to do the occasional load of laundry"....
inasuit.wav....."If anybody knows about being in a suit....it would be Jack....Jack sleeps in a suit!"....
sevenam.wav.....A very pleasant good morning from Mr. Willey outside the ABC Studios.
24hours.wav....Yes, folks, Pine Valley is open 24 hours a day!
jazycool.wav..."It's night time..it's a little looser...kind of a Jazzy Cool thing goin on"...
room210.wav.....If you ever need to practice kissing, just come to my dressing room......
dahell.wav.....What the hell is going on!?!....
grtshoes.wav...Jack explains to Bianca that Dorothy has GREAT shoes!
notavail.wav......"Well thank you....but I have my hands full with my little sweetcakes.....(kiss....kiss....kiss)"......
rainbows.wav....Jack sings about the Rainbow Connection to Bianca......
scotch.wav.....You know the only thing I think might be fit for is going home and curling up with a nice belt of single malt scotch...and trying to figure out what the hell I'm gonna do next....
toughguy.wav.....Allright, tough guy......
yapshut.wav....Looks like you've decided to keep yer yap shut 
jacklove.wav.....Jack whispers "I love you!!
swetcake.wav......"After you.....sweetcakes"....
tango.wav......"Can we walk out.....or do we have to Tango?....ah ha ha ha ha".....
comingby.wav......"Well, thanks for coming by!".......
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---Myrtle's Boardinghouse---Check in at Myrtle's!! Rae Cummings now has her permanent mailing address there, Gloria and Kelly Cole are the featured guests.
---Linden House---Time to visit the Diva Kane and her wise mother, Mona, with memories from 20 Adams Street.
---The Cabinet Of Dr. David Hayward---Do NOT bypass this page! Stop in for a check up with the number one heart healer in Pine Valley...and leave us not forget Mother...Vanessa, and her pretentious pratt Leo DuPres. On your way out don't miss Dr. David's Wild Ride, I'm sure he'd be delighted to drive you to any place your heart desires.
---The Loft ~ Lavery's Lair---Romanticize with Ryan inside his retreat for the for the lovelorn....Also known to some as "Wyan's Woom"....
---Wildwind---The Marick Estate---Let's go over by the river and almost through the woods to Dimitri and Edmund's mansion! Peggy, Princess Gillian, Eugenia, Alex and Maria also await.
---The Marick Mausoleum--- For fellow fans of the late, great Hugo Marick....He now has his own page! Faithful servant Helga's found her final resting place here as well....
---The Chandler Mansion---Adam and Stuart's residence is filled with interesting bits and pieces...plus selections from Skye.
---Jackson Montgomery's Penthouse---The DA's resigned!! Pine Valley's court official turned court jester. Get an animated cyber kiss from Jackson, while you listen or load up some very entertaining sound wavs. Derek is there to give you a police escort back!....All approved....(or at least put up with)....by Walt Willey himself!....
---The Colby Holding Company---Marian and Liza, Dahlllings! Dramas and Traumas! Various comments from Marian who wants to hold a man, and Liza, who wants to hold the money! All in wav format for chatroom playback! They'll send send Shivers to your Elbows and Toes....Dahlllings!
---Wallingford Mansion---Feel free to frequent Phoebe's family and friends! Eloquent English expressions with Babblings from Brooke And Professor Langley's Language 101.
---Crossland Manor - Tad's Place---A taste of Tad and downhome dialogue droppings from Dixie! Also, some Pigeon Hollow purity from houseguest Becca Tyree.....
---1219 Hillcrest...The Martin House---A jigger of Jake, a jolt of Joe and a cup of Kelsey!
---The Dillon House!---Let's go see what Trevor, Janet, Harold, Amanda and the TimMan are doin'..
---Cortlandt Manor---Ms. Opal and Mr. Palmer are waiting to give you some down-home philosophy! Also staring Opal's off the record offspring....Adrian Sword and house guest Kevin adds some starry eyed thoughts.
---The Sounds Of Salsa---Your table is waiting as Hayley and Mateo welcome you to their very own nightclub!(formerly Holiday's)....and Sweeties....don't forget to join Arlene for a tall cool one at the bar.
---The Pine Cone Motel---Come visit the Pine Valley landmark, where the elite meet to cheat. Wil Cortland, Kendall Hart and Tanner Jordan are waiting for the other guests to arrive!! Before you check out, don't forget to visit lovely Willow Lake's forest of ovblivian, where we find parked...Esther's Trailer!"
---Front Street---Come on down to Front Street! Pine Valley's action area! Noah and Julia are waiting there! Belinda and Officer Taylor Cannon add a few comments....
---Pine Valley's VALLEY INN---The place and the guests are definitely classier than the Pine Cone! Among the current guests are "Roy....Mike Roy"....Nick Davis, Jeremy Hunter, Doctor Kinder and Paolo to make you feel rested and relaxed....plus, in a special Cameo Role, Dom Deluise!
---CYCLOPS!---Let us now walk through the shadder of the Valley Of Pines...if we dare, Fair Maids and Kind Gentlemen..where John Henry Rockerfeller alas Billy Clyde Tuggle awaits..it's a Real Blast...ya'll...! !