The Pine Cone Motel




Let's pay a visit to the place where everybody goes....but nobody admits it!



Just off Route 29.......The No-Tell Mo-Tel!!


The caretaker is a little bit off center!


So, let's go on to the Pine Cone!


Where the elite meet to cheat!
If the walls could talk, they'd be on 60 minutes!
The Pine Cone is the Fun Zone for Pine Valley!
Let's see who has signed in so far......

The first guest is Kendall #1 AKA young Sarah Michelle Gellar
who has a few "straight from the hart" thoughts for us!



 

 

freaked.wav....Kendall:...No, I'm not freaked....I'm just a little weirded out!

nastythg.wav....Kendall:....What nasty thing is he claiming I did now

takeno.wav....Kendall:....I tried to discourage you, but you wouldn't take no for an answer!!

goldstar.wav....Kendall:....You can give yourself a gold star for accuracy!

Our second guest is Will Cooney Cortlandt....outcast bad boy of the Valley
....alas so misunderstood....(sigh)....



intouch.wav....Will:....Yea....I'll a....I'll be in touch.....

hanguup.wav....Will:....I don't wanna hang you up...

outamind.wav....Will:....So where would that put you?....Out of your mind?!?...

The third visitor is Tanner Jordan, the dirty dingo from down under!!

pinecone.wav...Tanner...I was just taking a shortcut to get to the pinecone!

botherin.wav...Tanner:...Look, I wasn't botherin' her...I just wanted to find out how she was...

Look what's been buried behind the Pine Cone into the Pine Valley forests of ovblivian?..why..it's Esther's Trailer!"....




capones.wav....Esther:...I haven't been this excited since Geraldo opend Al Capone's !

sosmart.wav....Esther:....You are soooo smart!

nicknora.wav...Esther:....I feel like Nick and Nora on the late late show

Be sure to stop by the Roadside Diner on the way back for the best coffee
and doughnuts in town!

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---Myrtle's Boardinghouse---Check in at Myrtle's!! Rae Cummings now has her permanent mailing address there, Gloria and Kelly Cole are the featured guests.

---Linden House---Time to visit the Diva Kane and her wise mother, Mona, with memories from 20 Adams Street.

---The Cabinet Of Dr. David Hayward---Do NOT bypass this page! Stop in for a check up with the number one heart healer in Pine Valley...and leave us not forget Mother...Vanessa, and her pretentious pratt Leo DuPres. On your way out don't miss Dr. David's Wild Ride, I'm sure he'd be delighted to drive you to any place your heart desires.

---The Loft ~ Lavery's Lair---Romanticize with Ryan inside his retreat for the for the lovelorn....Also known to some as "Wyan's Woom"....

---Wildwind---The Marick Estate---Let's go over by the river and almost through the woods to Dimitri and Edmund's mansion! Peggy, Princess Gillian, Eugenia, Alex and Maria also await.

---The Marick Mausoleum---For fellow fans of the late, great Hugo Marick....He now has his own page! Faithful servant Helga's found her final resting place here as well....

---The Chandler Mansion---Adam and Stuart's residence is filled with interesting bits and pieces...plus selections from Skye.

---Jackson Montgomery's Penthouse---The DA's resigned!! Pine Valley's court official turned court jester. Get an animated cyber kiss from Jackson, while you listen or load up some very entertaining sound wavs. Derek is there to give you a police escort back!....All approved....(or at least put up with)....by Walt Willey himself!....

---The Colby Holding Company---Marian and Liza, Dahlllings! Dramas and Traumas! Various comments from Marian who wants to hold a man, and Liza, who wants to hold the money! All in wav format for chatroom playback! They'll send send Shivers to your Elbows and Toes....Dahlllings!

---Wallingford Mansion---Feel free to frequent Phoebe's family and friends! Eloquent English expressions with Babblings from Brooke And Professor Langley's Language 101.

---Crossland Manor - Tad's Place---A taste of Tad and downhome dialogue droppings from Dixie! Also, some Pigeon Hollow purity from houseguest Becca Tyree.....

---1219 Hillcrest...The Martin House---A jigger of Jake, a jolt of Joe and a cup of Kelsey!

---The Dillon House!---Let's go see what Trevor, Janet, Harold, Amanda and the TimMan are doin'..

---Cortlandt Manor---Ms. Opal and Mr. Palmer are waiting to give you some down-home philosophy! Also staring Opal's off the record offspring....Adrian Sword and house guest Kevin adds some starry eyed thoughts.

---The Sounds Of Salsa---Your table is waiting as Hayley and Mateo welcome you to their very own nightclub!(formerly Holiday's)....and Sweeties....don't forget to join Arlene for a tall cool one at the bar.

---Front Street---Come on down to Front Street! Pine Valley's action area! Noah and Julia are waiting there! Belinda and Officer Taylor Cannon add a few comments....

---Pine Valley's VALLEY INN---The place and the guests are definitely classier than the Pine Cone! Among the current guests are "Roy....Mike Roy"....Nick Davis, Jeremy Hunter, Doctor Kinder and Paolo to make you feel rested and relaxed....plus, in a special Cameo Role, Dom Deluise!

---CYCLOPS!---Let us now walk through the shadder of the Valley Of Pines...if we dare, Fair Maids and Kind Gentlemen..where John Henry Rockerfeller alas Billy Clyde Tuggle awaits..it's a Real Blast...ya'll...! !

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