Opal's Chicken-fried
Cluckins -n- Comments!
Pearls of wisdom from the overdone
and overcooked
Chicken Queen and her X, Pompous Palmer!
Opal's Chicken-fried
Cluckins -n- Comments!
Pearls of wisdom from the overdone
and overcooked
Chicken Queen and her X, Pompous Palmer!
glamrama.wav.....Opal:..Remember how I used ta buzz around the Glamorama..!?!
bumphead.wav....Opal:....Maybe it was that bump on the head you took........
yahoos.wav...Opal:..Just keep your doors locked and your windows checked and all of that....ya never know...there's so many yahoos wanderin' around out there!
actionis.wavOpal:....What round of this catfight are we in?
inthesak.wav....Opal:..Oooh..that rat!..I mean, nothin' makes a woman feel worse than bein' told shes a zero in the sack....
wheels.wav.....Opal:..I do see the wheels turnin, what you got planned?
horsbhnd.wav....Opal:....Fine! Fine! you horses behind!....
vixen.wav.....Opal:.....why You.....little Vixen!..... 
tiffany.wav...Opal:..."I mean I stand out like Pop Beads....in Tiffany's window!"...
foulwind.wav...Opal: Oh, is THAT why the air suddenly turned foul in here?
20clydes.wav.....Opal: 20 beer truck pullin' Clydesdales couldn't keep me away!
10thcall.wav.....Opal: Yeah, and we offer free sets of dishes to the tenth caller, too.......
binky.wav.....Opal:....Whar's Binky?
pmdelite.wav.....Opal:..I mean ya know, I had visions of afternoon delight and sinful pleasure....
skulking.wav.....Opal:....Who in the Sam Hill are ya, and what are ya doin skulkin' around in our bushes?
thinkbig.wav.....Opal:....Think big, think car, think elephant....
auntivy.wav.....Opal:...I mean, there was my Aunt Ivy.....people loved to talk.......
ouija.wav.....Opal:...Oh..I dibble and dabble in the ouija board..I read Tea leaves......
headspin.wav.....Opal:..Ohhhhh...my head is Spinnin'! ! !......
newlife.wav....Opal:....Oh boy...you gotta get yerself a new life!.....
intruder.wav....Opal:....Intruder headline..
..Statue of Elvis found on Mars!
oded.wav.....Opal:..Maybe you've ODed on Forbidden Fruit girlfriend....and now history is repeatin' on ya.....
2humps.wav.....Opal:...."OOooh yea!...We're as close as two humps on a camel".....
eyebrows.wav.....Opal:...."If yer eyebrows shot any further off yer head....they'd be orbitin' Pluto by now! ! !"....
hushup.wav....Opal:..."Oh!...just hush-up Mister I Gotta Be The Center Of The Universe!".....
heardyou.wav....Opal:....Oooh! I thought I heard you guys...I'm glad I found you here...I been crawling outta my skin!....
garlic.wav....Gonna have to start hangin' garlic 
out there to ward off the werewolf....
chickshk.wav....Opal and Tad discuss her special Purdified Chicken recipe that made the Chicken Shack famous...12 herbs and spices....one more than that shriveled up ole Colonel....
babushka.wav....Opal:....Goodnight, little baby babushka!
otherway.wav.....Opal:....Would you have it any other way?....
mymutha.wav.....Adrian:...Don't you ever talk about my mother like that!!!
mannoway.wav.....Adrian:...Man! No Way!....No that's not acceptable!....
yourjerk.wav.....Adrian:...You're a jerk! ! !
ifixit.wav.....Adrian:....If it's broke....I fix it....
hiscall.wav.....Adrian:....This is his call....he blew it...now all we can do is watch....
shutyour.wav.....Adrian:....Shut your mouth!....
torture.wav.....Adrian:...Well, he who dishes out torture get's it dished back!......
seabone.wav.....Seabone Hunkle: Commercial for the Cluck Cluck Chicken Shack!
...or a resonable facsimile thereof...
electro.wav.....Palmer:...Tell her it was the electromagnetic fields!........
inspires.wav...Palmer: Ah, just the very thought of you inspires me! I can't wait until.....
lovebug.wav.....Palmer:....I retreat to a private place so that my wife cannot find me....and I never have to hear the name "lovebug again!......
horseass.wav.....Palmer:....you're a horses ass!......and you always have been!
oldhag.wav....Palmer:....Well...we should join together and put that old hag outta commission....
chepjewl.wav.....Palmer:...I hear jangeling....are you wearing Cheap Jewelry again!?!".....
hehehe.wav....Palmer's wicked laugh....
thestars.wav....Palmer:....Oh, my dear, we are in the stars!....
verynice.wav....Very nice!...Very articulate response!....
humorous.wav....Palmer:....That's not remotely humorous!
riddance.wav....Palmer:....Hee hee hee hee...Good riddance....I thought he was gonna stand around all night and argue with you....
pokeeye.wav....Kevin: It's more fun than a poke in the eye!
seamnstr.wav.....Kevin Sheffield discusses the constellation Caseopia and the legend of the sea monster.
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