and Stuart's Statements!
bedead.wav....Adam:...."Shouldn't you be dead from natural causes by now?"....wallfly.wav....Adam:...."I'd like to be a on the wall when you two start buzzing."
trickyou.wav....Adam:...."Would I try to trick you?!?"....
velcroed.wav....Adam:...."Beats having your face velcroed to Palmer Cortland's behind"....
goodliar.wav....Adam: Well sure...a good liar uses as much as the truth as possible....it makes the lies easier to remember.....
liar.wav....Adam:....Liar! You're green with jealousy!pullhair.wav....Adam:....No, no, no....you can't do that!....I'm pulling out my hair can't you see me?!?...Every freaking follicle!!!....
whattair.wav....Adam: You've been telling him what to air to how much toilet paper to put in the bathroom!
shaker.wav....Adam:....I will electrify your mother's martini shaker!
vodkabtl.wav....Adam:....What are you gonna do?....Come after me with the nearest vodka bottle!?!
burlives.wav....Adam:....Look around, the place is deserted except for Burl Ives and his bother at the bar...
souse.wav....Adam:....You rotten, bitter old souse! Get out of my home!
guest.wav....Adam:....Ah, Wonderful! ANOTHER univited guest!!
winifred.wav....Adam:....Winifred! W I N I F R E D!!
clinic.wav....Adam:....There's a clinic where doctors dress as cabana boys....
stoodbed.wav....Adam:....I should have stood in bed!
chocmint.wav...Adam:..I promise to wax poetical to the chocolate mint on my pillow...
ondrugs.wav....Adam:....Are you on Drugs?!?
whtababy.wav....Adam:...."What a baby!!!"....
picnic.wav..Adam:...I will be a picnic...ant free!
holmes.wav...Adam:....By jove Holmes!.. ..You are a clever boot, you are....
snockerd.wav...Adam:....You're snockered! ! !..it's a bit early ...even for you....
lush.wav...Adam:....You're a lush with the morals of an alley cat!....
evrhappy.wav....Adam:....I've had to be pretty creative lately.....but if I do things right...everyone will be happy....
escargot.wav....Adam:....Lucretia is whipping up some escargot in puff pastry!
peapod.wav...Adam:....We are two peas in the same pod!
natureby.wav....Adam:....Where's nature boy?
gamebird.wav...Adam:...I am a conneisuer of fine game birds....and you are the pick of the flock!
10rounds.wav...Adam:....I just did 10 rounds with the Barbarian Brothers....if one drinks gonna kill me maybe the end be swift and merciful....
apes.wav....Adam:....Is that what separates man from apes?
idoncare.wav....Adam:...."I don't care if you're on the dark side of the moon".....
nonprof.wav....Adam:...Your status as the former Mrs. Chandler is not for profit!!
editor.wav....Adam:....Thanks for the editorial, Stuart....
23dfloor.wav...Adam:...Well perhaps you would like to take the window exit...I would prefer that...we're on the 23rd floor! ! !
fromadam.wav......Stuart:....I'm just thankful he didn't know me from Adam!
tobeadam.wav......Stuart:....I promised myself I would never pretend to be Adam again...I always get into such trouble!
whyrumad.wav....Stuart:...Then why are you so mad? You should be happy....
dearadam.wav......Stuart:...Dear Adam,...
I seduced your Mother-In-Law last night.
invite.wav....Stuart:....I'd like to invite you to stay, but......I don't want to!
wrongend.wav...Stuart:....Sometimes when I'm saying something...it comes out the wrong end....
fraidyct.wav....Stuart:...."Adam Chandler....isn't a Fraidy Cat".....
3bears.wav....Stuart:....I feel like I'm in the "3 Bears".....
hisshots.wav...Stuart:.....Hope he had his shots!....
oakhaven.wav......Stuart:...I have some friends at Oakhaven....let's get him commited....
staring.wav....Stuart: Staring out a window can take a LOT out of you!
dambubba.wav....Stuart:....Damn straight, Bubba!!!!!!
winners.wav....Stuart:...."People who can love are always the winners....always"....
zeebar.wav....Stuart: would you care for zomething from zee bar??
ulikeme.wav....Stuart:..."You like me! ! !...you really like me"....
knockblok.wav....Stuart:...You stop this....Stop it right now!....coz if ya don't....I'm gonna knock your block off! ! !
punch.wav...Stuart:....I don't punch people very often, but I can punch really hard, and.......
alicking.wav......Stuart:...Just get out of here right now....or stay and take a licking!
badnews.wav...Stuart:....Well, good riddance! She's bad news!
aboutluv.wav....Stuart:...I'm not terribly smart....but I know alot about love....
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---Myrtle's Boardinghouse---Check in at Myrtle's!! Rae Cummings now has her permanent mailing address there, Gloria and Kelly Cole are the featured guests.
---Linden House---Time to visit the Diva Kane and her wise mother, Mona, with memories from 20 Adams Street.
---The Cabinet Of Dr. David Hayward---Do NOT bypass this page! Stop in for a check up with the number one heart healer in Pine Valley...and leave us not forget Mother...Vanessa, and her pretentious pratt Leo DuPres. On your way out don't miss Dr. David's Wild Ride, I'm sure he'd be delighted to drive you to any place your heart desires.
---The Loft ~ Lavery's Lair---Romanticize with Ryan inside his retreat for the for the lovelorn....Also known to some as "Wyan's Woom"....
---Wildwind---The Marick Estate---Let's go over by the river and almost through the woods to Dimitri and Edmund's mansion! Peggy, Princess Gillian, Eugenia, Alex and Maria also await.
---The Marick Mausoleum--- For fellow fans of the late, great Hugo Marick....He now has his own page! Faithful servant Helga's found her final resting place here as well....
---Jackson Montgomery's Penthouse---The DA's resigned!! Pine Valley's court official turned court jester. Get an animated cyber kiss from Jackson, while you listen or load up some very entertaining sound wavs. Derek is there to give you a police escort back!....All approved....(or at least put up with)....by Walt Willey himself!....
---The Colby Holding Company---Marian and Liza, Dahlllings! Dramas and Traumas! Various comments from Marian who wants to hold a man, and Liza, who wants to hold the money! All in wav format for chatroom playback! They'll send send Shivers to your Elbows and Toes....Dahlllings!
---Wallingford Mansion---Feel free to frequent Phoebe's family and friends! Eloquent English expressions with Babblings from Brooke And Professor Langley's Language 101.
---Crossland Manor - Tad's Place---A taste of Tad and downhome dialogue droppings from Dixie! Also, some Pigeon Hollow purity from houseguest Becca Tyree.....
---1219 Hillcrest...The Martin House---A jigger of Jake, a jolt of Joe and a cup of Kelsey!
---The Dillon House!---Let's go see what Trevor, Janet, Harold, Amanda and the TimMan are doin'..
---Cortlandt Manor---Ms. Opal and Mr. Palmer are waiting to give you some down-home philosophy! Also staring Opal's off the record offspring....Adrian Sword and house guest Kevin adds some starry eyed thoughts.
---The Sounds Of Salsa---Your table is waiting as Hayley and Mateo welcome you to their very own nightclub!(formerly Holiday's)....and Sweeties....don't forget to join Arlene for a tall cool one at the bar.
---The Pine Cone Motel---Come visit the Pine Valley landmark, where the elite meet to cheat. Wil Cortland, Kendall Hart and Tanner Jordan are waiting for the other guests to arrive!! Before you check out, don't forget to visit lovely Willow Lake's forest of ovblivian, where we find parked...Esther's Trailer!"
---Front Street---Come on down to Front Street! Pine Valley's action area! Noah and Julia are waiting there! Belinda and Officer Taylor Cannon add a few comments....
---Pine Valley's VALLEY INN---The place and the guests are definitely classier than the Pine Cone! Among the current guests are "Roy....Mike Roy"....Nick Davis, Jeremy Hunter, Doctor Kinder and Paolo to make you feel rested and relaxed....plus, in a special Cameo Role, Dom Deluise!
---CYCLOPS!---Let us now walk through the shadder of the Valley Of Pines...if we dare, Fair Maids and Kind Gentlemen..where John Henry Rockerfeller alas Billy Clyde Tuggle awaits..it's a Real Blast...ya'll...! !