It's a Blast from the Past!
Billy Clyde is Back!

bilyclyd.wav....I bet you was hopin' ole Billy Clyde left town.....didn't ya haa??

bilysing.wav....Billy Clyde sings his "Boom Boom" Rock Opera....

composed for and inspired by Tad Martin..

tellya.wav....Now, are you gonna do what I tell ye...or am I gonna have ta Kill ya?!?...

smithrns.wav...Blooown... to smithereens hmm hmm...

redsuit.wav...By the time the post office delivers this, our dearly departed will already have been fitted out for his red suit and pitchfork!..hmm..hmm..hmm..

spawnof.wav....I swear...Yee are thee spawn of the devil!

inhell.wav....You may see me in Hell...but it won't be for a long time...

liarliar.wav....Liar....Liar...Pants On Fiiiire!

caughtme.wav..Well.....it looks like they ain't caught me yet...!

obit.wav...."Now, let's get down to yer obituary....Thaddus J.Martin....Pine Valley's own Inspector Clousseau..however the hell you spell that french name.....was killed, by a spectacular bomb explosion, just hours before he was to exchange vows with Miss Dixie Cooney."

funeral.wav....A private funeral service will be held for the family only...

muchtodo.wav....So much to do....So little time!

yourhide.wav.....No, it's Your hide alone...I wanna see splattered from here to Chicopee County!

jawbone.wav......Hear Yee blasphme, I'm afore tempted to smack you down with the Jawbone of an Ass, just to show the world that I mean business.

pigamy.wav....For in the eyes of Jehova sweet Dixie-Bird is my bride...and I shall never let that sweet god fearin' child never commit Pigamy! ! !

bigbang.wav....I've done my homework..and this old dynamite is gonna prove the Big Bang Theory..long before the oinkity-oinks come trottin' round here!

dontfret.wav....I shall make thee presence known....do not fret!

deranged.wav....You and yer fancy friends like to think me deranged.....but I for one, ain't the one with one foot on the graveand the other on the on the banana peel!

tomfool.wav...It's only the Tom Fool that rehearses for an event...that's never gonna happen.

valleyof.wav....Yee Though I do walk through the shadder o' the Valley Of Death..I shall fear no Evil....

favor.wav....Comon...just an eensy-weensy teeny little favor, you don't even have to leave the room.

pstlbutt.wav...Congratulations!...you win the Golden Globe Pistol Butt Award! ! !

sweetalk.wav.....I don't need any of your sweet talk darlin'....Now are you gonna do what I ask?...or ain't yee?

cranium.wav....You shall find yerself totin' your owncranium 'neath your arm....lessen ya do exactly as I said...

prayers.wav....I do hope, you are sayin' your prayers....

sipnstrw.wav....You Sir... are tied up tighter than buttermilk in a sippin' straw...

coopr8.wav....Hmm hmm hmm..that's what I like to hear....I like....CO-operion!

ifiwereu.wav...I wouldn't do that, If I were you.....

counting.wav....1 minute....30 seconds counting....

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---Myrtle's Boardinghouse---Check in at Myrtle's!! Rae Cummings now has her permanent mailing address there, Gloria and Kelly Cole are the featured guests.

---Linden House---Time to visit the Diva Kane and her wise mother, Mona, with memories from 20 Adams Street.

---The Cabinet Of Dr. David Hayward---Do NOT bypass this page! Stop in for a check up with the number one heart healer in Pine Valley...and leave us not forget Mother...Vanessa, and her pretentious pratt Leo DuPres. On your way out don't miss Dr. David's Wild Ride, I'm sure he'd be delighted to drive you to any place your heart desires.

---The Loft ~ Lavery's Lair---Romanticize with Ryan inside his retreat for the for the lovelorn....Also known to some as "Wyan's Woom"....

---Wildwind---The Marick Estate---Let's go over by the river and almost through the woods to Dimitri and Edmund's mansion! Peggy, Princess Gillian, Eugenia, Alex and Maria also await.

---The Marick Mausoleum---For fellow fans of the late, great Hugo Marick....He now has his own page! Faithful servant Helga's found her final resting place here as well....

---The Chandler Mansion---Adam and Stuart's residence is filled with interesting bits and pieces...plus selections from Skye.

---Jackson Montgomery's Penthouse---The DA's resigned!! Pine Valley's court official turned court jester. Get an animated cyber kiss from Jackson, while you listen or load up some very entertaining sound wavs. Derek is there to give you a police escort back!....All approved....(or at least put up with)....by Walt Willey himself!....

---The Colby Holding Company---Marian and Liza, Dahlllings! Dramas and Traumas! Various comments from Marian who wants to hold a man, and Liza, who wants to hold the money! All in wav format for chatroom playback! They'll send send Shivers to your Elbows and Toes....Dahlllings!

---Wallingford Mansion---Feel free to frequent Phoebe's family and friends! Eloquent English expressions with Babblings from Brooke And Professor Langley's Language 101.

---Crossland Manor - Tad's Place---A taste of Tad and downhome dialogue droppings from Dixie! Also, some Pigeon Hollow purity from houseguest Becca Tyree.....

---1219 Hillcrest...The Martin House---A jigger of Jake, a jolt of Joe and a cup of Kelsey!

---The Dillon House!---Let's go see what Trevor, Janet, Harold, Amanda and the TimMan are doin'..

---Cortlandt Manor---Ms. Opal and Mr. Palmer are waiting to give you some down-home philosophy! Also staring Opal's off the record offspring....Adrian Sword and house guest Kevin adds some starry eyed thoughts.

---The Sounds Of Salsa---Your table is waiting as Hayley and Mateo welcome you to their very own nightclub!(formerly Holiday's)....and Sweeties....don't forget to join Arlene for a tall cool one at the bar.

---The Pine Cone Motel---Come visit the Pine Valley landmark, where the elite meet to cheat. Wil Cortland, Kendall Hart and Tanner Jordan are waiting for the other guests to arrive!! Before you check out, don't forget to visit lovely Willow Lake's forest of ovblivian, where we find parked...Esther's Trailer!"

---Front Street---Come on down to Front Street! Pine Valley's action area! Noah and Julia are waiting there! Belinda and Officer Taylor Cannon add a few comments....

---Pine Valley's VALLEY INN---The place and the guests are definitely classier than the Pine Cone! Among the current guests are "Roy....Mike Roy"....Nick Davis, Jeremy Hunter, Doctor Kinder and Paolo to make you feel rested and relaxed....plus, in a special Cameo Role, Dom Deluise!