Various comments from Marian, who wants to hold a man,
and Liza, who wants to hold the money!!
pancakes.wav....Liza:...Do you hold a record...like five or six?
getalife.wav....Liza:...Do me a favor...just get outta here...get yourself a Life!.....
banquet.wav....Liza:....Shall I call my lawyer or my hairdresser?....
killhusb.wav....Liza:....NOBODY..tries to kill my husband
but ME! ! !
teasing.wav....Liza:...Oh!...No!...ha ha....I'm teasing you!.....
pondscum.wav...Liza:....You are one step lower than pond scum!
floorsho.wav....Liza:...All right! The floor show is over! We can all go home now....
excuse.wav....Liza:....You are the most disgusting excuse for a human being! How do you live with yourself?
herlife.wav....Liza:...She gets all crazy with the functions...fashion is her life.
ithrowup.wav....Liza:...Excuse me....while I throw up!....
iknowur.wav....Liza:....I know you are, but what am I?....
6ftbubba.wav....Liza:I hope you've amassed a great big fortune,to pay a big fat lawyer,
...otherwise you're gonna end up in prison..with a 6 foot girlfriend...named Bubba!...
test123.wav....Marian:....(bugging with her devices)...."Testing testing 1 2 3....Adam, darling, can you hear me??".....
beefcake.wav....Marian:...."Tempting beefake delivered right to your office...sizzling hot!"....
kingkong.wav...Marian:...."What!..to assure my daughter's future, I would crawl into bed with King Kong"....
....Opal:...."Yea...and enjoy it no doubt!"....
dahhling.wav...Marian...."Dahhhhhhhling!"....
dahlings.wav...Marian:....A mix of Marian's
"dahlings".....Dahhlings!
therack.wav...Marian:...."Of course, I would have chosen boiling oil....or, perhaps the rack"....
18wheels.wav....Marian:...."Unless you want your 18 wheels flattened permanantly, you better get your behind back to your table...before I rip your tongue out and hang it on my rear view mirror!"....
ahahaha.wav....Marian Laughs for us ....dahlings....."A HA HA HA"......
round2.wav....Marian:...."Are you ready for round 2 dahhhling?"....
bourbon.wav....Marian:...."Just bring me a bourbon 
neat ...ok?"....
toasty.wav....Marian:....(Smashed and Drugged)...."Mmmmm boy....That was very toasty.....hm hah ahaa that was very tasty....ha hm ha....Oh boy oh boy!"....
bartendr.wav....Marian:...."Bartender..let's not waste anymore time...just bring the entire bottle..ok?"....
marion1.wav....Marian wonders who her mystery date might be.....
surprise.wav...Marian:...."Darling you were extraordinary!....You know something?....you never cease to amaze me...are you always going to be full of extraordinary suprises like this?!?"....
menlife.wav...Marian:...."It's not the men in my life, it's the life in my men!"....
coldshwr.wav...Marian:...."Oh, dahling sometimes a cold shower is the less caloric way of relieving tension...ya know?"....
opensesn.wav...Marian:...."Oh, haven't you heard, darling? It's open season on you now!"....
staytune.wav...Marian:....Official AMC commercial break!
shivers.wav....Marian:...It just sent shivers inside me..it was electrifying!"....
I had orgazims in my toes....inside my elbows! ! !
notme.wav..Marian:..."Well, they're not ME, Dahlings...but then who is?... hah...hah...hah!"...
cupcakes.wav...Marian:...."As a mother, I never donned a gingham apron and baked cupcakes...I didn't lead the little campgirl groups...or get involved in those kiddie carpool things"....
lovetown.wav...Marian:...."May I never make love in this town again!"....
dmartini.wav...Marian:..."Excuse me! Could you bring me an extra dry martini?"...
drymarti.wav....Marian:...."Time for a dry martini and a sledgehammer"....
martinis.wav...Marian:...."I like you better than Martinis!".....
onadiet.wav...Marian:....Oh hello dahling...Could I have a vodka on the rocks?...just make that a double on the rocks"....Kevin:.."Would you like something to eat with that?"...
Marion:..."Yes...an olive 
....I'm on a diet".....
hemlock.wav...Marian:...."Just make that hemlock...strait up, why don't ya"....
pimpwife.wav...Marian:..."He's pimping his wife so he doesn't have to pay alimony, and I think that's just shameless!"...
settlmnt.wav...Marian:..."Listen, after the divorce settlement, maybe you'll let me list this place. It could bring a fair price!"...
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---Myrtle's Boardinghouse---Check in at Myrtle's!! Rae Cummings now has her permanent mailing address there, Gloria and Kelly Cole are the featured guests.
---Linden House---Time to visit the Diva Kane and her wise mother, Mona, with memories from 20 Adams Street.
---The Cabinet Of Dr. David Hayward---Do NOT bypass this page! Stop in for a check up with the number one heart healer in Pine Valley...and leave us not forget Mother...Vanessa, and her pretentious pratt Leo DuPres. On your way out don't miss Dr. David's Wild Ride, I'm sure he'd be delighted to drive you to any place your heart desires.
---The Loft ~ Lavery's Lair---Romanticize with Ryan inside his retreat for the for the lovelorn....Also known to some as "Wyan's Woom"....
---Wildwind---The Marick Estate---Let's go over by the river and almost through the woods to Dimitri and Edmund's mansion! Peggy, Princess Gillian, Eugenia, Alex and Maria also await.
---The Marick Mausoleum---For fellow fans of the late, great Hugo Marick....He now has his own page! Faithful servant Helga's found her final resting place here as well....
---The Chandler Mansion---Adam and Stuart's residence is filled with interesting bits and pieces...plus selections from Skye.
---Jackson Montgomery's Penthouse---The DA's resigned!! Pine Valley's court official turned court jester. Get an animated cyber kiss from Jackson, while you listen or load up some very entertaining sound wavs. Derek is there to give you a police escort back!....All approved....(or at least put up with)....by Walt Willey himself!....
---Wallingford Mansion---Feel free to frequent Phoebe's family and friends! Eloquent English expressions with Babblings from Brooke And Professor Langley's Language 101.
---Crossland Manor - Tad's Place---A taste of Tad and downhome dialogue droppings from Dixie! Also, some Pigeon Hollow purity from houseguest Becca Tyree.....
---1219 Hillcrest...The Martin House---A jigger of Jake, a jolt of Joe and a cup of Kelsey!
---The Dillon House!---Let's go see what Trevor, Janet, Harold, Amanda and the TimMan are doin'..
---Cortlandt Manor---Ms. Opal and Mr. Palmer are waiting to give you some down-home philosophy! Also staring Opal's off the record offspring....Adrian Sword and house guest Kevin adds some starry eyed thoughts.
---The Sounds Of Salsa---Your table is waiting as Hayley and Mateo welcome you to their very own nightclub!(formerly Holiday's)....and Sweeties....don't forget to join Arlene for a tall cool one at the bar.
---The Pine Cone Motel---Come visit the Pine Valley landmark, where the elite meet to cheat. Wil Cortland, Kendall Hart and Tanner Jordan are waiting for the other guests to arrive!! Before you check out, don't forget to visit lovely Willow Lake's forest of ovblivian, where we find parked...Esther's Trailer!"
---Front Street---Come on down to Front Street! Pine Valley's action area! Noah and Julia are waiting there! Belinda and Officer Taylor Cannon add a few comments....
---Pine Valley's VALLEY INN--- The place and the guests are definitely classier than the Pine Cone! Among the current guests are "Roy....Mike Roy"....Nick Davis, Jeremy Hunter, Doctor Kinder and Paolo to make you feel rested and relaxed....plus, in a special Cameo Role, Dom Deluise!
---CYCLOPS!---Let us now walk through the shadder of the Valley Of Pines...if we dare, Fair Maids and Kind Gentlemen..where John Henry Rockerfeller alas Billy Clyde Tuggle awaits..it's a Real Blast...ya'll...! !
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