doctor.wav...."Is there a Doctor in the house?!?".....

blkwidow.wav...."I'd rather be related to a black widow spider....but then....I already am".....

denyyou.wav......"How can I deny you anything?"....

afuneral.wav...."You should be planning a funeral, your own".....

slug.wav...."What makes you think that I'm gonna shrink from watching this miserable slug die a gruesome death?"....

hmhaha.wav....The Doctor's wicked laugh....

listen2u.wav...."I'd have to be a masochist to even listen to you!"

costumes.wav...."I'm into costumes as much as the next guy, but isn't your timing a little off?"

platform.wav...."You walk all over my heart....with your platorm shoes"...

uexpect.wav...."Well, who did you expect....the guy with the big check from the magazine sweepstakes?!?"

timelife.wav...."I'm having the time of my life!"....

drlove.wav...."You love me!....Say it!...Comon say it....move your lips...say I...Love..You.........you can even throw in David at the end if you want".....

mywife.wav...."Would you do me the honor of becoming my wife?"......

ericaswld.wav....David:...."Oh I keep forgetting!...It's Erica's World and the rest of just live in it!!!....Erica:..."And you should be grateful!".....

upstairs.wav......"Why don't we go upstairs?....what's the point of fighting if ya can't make up?"....

giveafig.wav...."Ahhh ha ha....oh comon!.....You don't give a fig about this worms life........Who you tryin' ta kid?.....you care about your own hide....as usual".....

hadyou2.wav...."Hallelujah!....Ahh haa haa haa.....I really had you two goin' there didn't I?"....

tingling.wav...."Are you experiencing any stiffness in the back of the neck....tingling sensations in the lower extremities?"......

secrets.wav....."I might caution you not to dig too deeply into secrets....you never know when they might turn around and bite you"....

hero.wav...."Oh....ok....so you think that I'm some sort of good hearted hero....who will save the day"....

2loseher.wav......"To be loved by a goddesss and then to lose her, some men have killed themselves for less".....

hardrive.wav......"Well who knows?.....Maybe the two of you were backing up my hardrive".....

shootme.wav..."If you want to shoot me, do it fast and put me out of your misery"

acrime.wav...."It's a crime to sell stollen property....you could spend the next 5 years in Statesville writing the advice column for the prison newsletter....Dear Bubba, my boyfriend doesn't understand me".....

good4u.wav...."From all indication, you liked it as much as I did....so tell me princess was it good for you?"

stayouta.wav...."Do what you do best....stay outta my life"....

diagnos.wav...."Your pupils are dilated....respiration shallow....diagnosis.....you hate my guts".....

hellouta.wav...."Now get the hell outta here.....and be happy you're alive".....

lionlove.wav....."I loved you....like a lion loved it's lunch".....

provoked.wav...."Go right ahead....gimme your best shot....but remember....I'm dangerous when provoked"....

uneedme.wav...."You need me....as much as I need you"....

badgirl.wav...."You were a bad girl....and you needed to be punished"....

paytosee.wav...."Hmmm haa....now that is a sight that I would pay to see....hmm haa haa"....

peepshow.wav....."You're about as innocent as a downtown peepshow"....

younaked.wav....."Are you dressed yet....or are you still gloriously naked?"....

dontgo.wav......"Don't go...we're not finished yet"....

....And leave us not forget dear sweet Mother...Vanessa Bennett Cortlandt!....

thereur.wav....Vanessa:...."There you are, you thieving tramp!"....

knifeset.wav...Vanessa:..."Yes dear, run along dear, have fun playing with your knife set."

doinhere.wav....Vanessa:...."What are you doing here dressed like that!?!"....

hurtafly.wav...."Vanessa performs Hitchcock and does Norman's mother, Mrs. Bates, from

Psycho!....."I know they're watching me...but they'll see...that I couldn't even hurt a fly"....

diedlafn.wav....Vanessa:...."Oh yes, that's so funny.....we both could have died laughing".....

withoutu.wav.....Vanessa:...."Nothing's the same without you around"....

momysboy.wav....Vanessa:...."Ha!....There's Mommy's boy".....

eclair.wav.....Vanessa:...."It was the last eclair that killed him.....(gasp!)"....

freshair.wav....Vanessa:...."Oh!....I just came out for some fresh air"....

mymymymy.wav....Vanessa:...."Oh my, my, my, my".....

nocouth.wav.....Vanessa:...."Uggcch!...That woman has no couth whatsoever!"....

howdido.wav.....Vanessa:...."Well, I want to get back in your good graces.....So, how'd I do?".....

cranky.wav.....Vanessa:...."You were a cranky baby too"......

mother.wav.....Vanessa:...."Well, a mother can only do so much before they leave the nest"....

boysbest.wav......Vanessa:..."Oh! Dear!....They do say a boy's best friend is his mommy!....ah ha haaa".....

needme.wav......Vanessa:...."Well....like they say...you're going to need me, before I need you".....

bonvoyag.wav.....Vanessa:...."Bon Voyage!"....

ahha.wav.....Vanessa:...."Vanessa laughs it up for us!".....

2round.wav.....Vanessa:...."Fine, call me for the second round....ah?"......

yoursayn.wav....Vanessa:...."Do you have any idea what you're saying?!?"....

Proud to be Marj's webmaster at her new Official site!...More sound wavs and videos are there!
Come visit and have a chat with her! She loves to dish!

Pine Valley's Pampered, Privileged Pratt....Leo du Pres
...."Mom Always Liked ME Best!"....

momalway.wav....Leo:...."Mom always liked me best!".....

skidmark.wav....Leo:...."Ouch!.....Next time try not to leave skidmarks on my face"......

headache.wav....Leo:...."I've only got a headache.....I'm not braindead!"....

snap.wav....Leo:...."Snap your fingers....and turn into something with a brain!"....

whathave.wav....Leo:...."Well, what have we here?!?"....

fertilty.wav....Leo:...."Your job is to get naked and do the dance of fertility"....

scent.wav....Leo:...."What is that intoxicating scent you're wearing?!?....Wait...let me guess....I smelled this once before in Paris"....

whine.wav....Leo:...."Your whine is enough to make my eardrums pop!"....

boredom.wav....Leo:...."Well, I've reached my boredom threshold.....Let's get the hell outa here".....

horshead.wav...."Yea, and you're gonna end up waking up next to a horses head.....which I guess is better than waking up next to a horses ass".....

aspark.wav....Leo:...."I'm gonna pick you up and scrape your head against a rock and see if I can get a spark!"....

betrayed.wav....Leo:...."Tell me....when a woman betrayed throws a drink in your face
...do you (A) Follow it with an appetizer.....(B)".......

pillpopn.wav....Leo:...."What about all those lazy, crazy pill poppin' days?".....

muchilov.wav....Leo:...."Can't you tell how much I love you?"....

whatru.wav....Leo:...."What are YOU doing here?!?".....

jaberwok.wav....Leo:....Does Lewis Carroll's poem from "Alice Though The Looking Glass"....Jabberwocky....'Twas brillig, and the slithy toves, Did gyre and gimble in the wabe, All mimsy were the borogoves, and the mome raths outgrabe. "Beware the Jabberwock, my son! The jaws that bite, the claws that catch! Beware the Jubjub bird, and shun The frumious Bandersnatch!"....

Proof that Leo....really is quite literate! Bet they can't recite this in Pigeon Holler, Becca!
So, he has math anxiety....so did Einstein! Can you say calculator?...I knew you could.....

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You can link to my Wonderland Wavs site for a translation of the poem.

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---Myrtle's Boardinghouse---Check in at Myrtle's!! Rae Cummings now has her permanent mailing address there, Gloria and Kelly Cole are the featured guests.

---Linden House---Time to visit the Diva Kane and her wise mother, Mona, with memories from 20 Adams Street.

---The Loft ~ Lavery's Lair---Romanticize with Ryan inside his retreat for the for the lovelorn....Also known to some as "Wyan's Woom"....

---Wildwind---The Marick Estate---Let's go over by the river and almost through the woods to Dimitri and Edmund's mansion! Peggy, Princess Gillian, Eugenia, Alex and Maria also await.

---The Marick Mausoleum--- For fellow fans of the late, great Hugo Marick....He now has his own page! Faithful servant Helga's found her final resting place here as well....

---The Chandler Mansion---Adam and Stuart's residence is filled with interesting bits and pieces...plus selections from Skye.

---Jackson Montgomery's Penthouse---The DA's resigned!! Pine Valley's court official turned court jester. Get an animated cyber kiss from Jackson, while you listen or load up some very entertaining sound wavs. Derek is there to give you a police escort back!....All approved....(or at least put up with)....by Walt Willey himself!....

---The Colby Holding Company---Marian and Liza, Dahlllings! Dramas and Traumas! Various comments from Marian who wants to hold a man, and Liza, who wants to hold the money! All in wav format for chatroom playback! They'll send send Shivers to your Elbows and Toes....Dahlllings!

---Wallingford Mansion---Feel free to frequent Phoebe's family and friends! Eloquent English expressions with Babblings from Brooke And Professor Langley's Language 101.

---Crossland Manor - Tad's Place---A taste of Tad and downhome dialogue droppings from Dixie! Also, some Pigeon Hollow purity from houseguest Becca Tyree.....

---1219 Hillcrest...The Martin House---A jigger of Jake, a jolt of Joe and a cup of Kelsey!

---The Dillon House!---Let's go see what Trevor, Janet, Harold, Amanda and the TimMan are doin'..

---Cortlandt Manor---Ms. Opal and Mr. Palmer are waiting to give you some down-home philosophy! Also staring Opal's off the record offspring....Adrian Sword and house guest Kevin adds some starry eyed thoughts.

---The Sounds Of Salsa--- Your table is waiting as Hayley and Mateo welcome you to their very own nightclub!(formerly Holiday's)....and Sweeties....don't forget to join Arlene for a tall cool one at the bar.

---The Pine Cone Motel--- Come visit the Pine Valley landmark, where the elite meet to cheat. Wil Cortland, Kendall Hart and Tanner Jordan are waiting for the other guests to arrive!! Before you check out, don't forget to visit lovely Willow Lake's forest of ovblivian, where we find parked...Esther's Trailer!"

---Front Street---Come on down to Front Street! Pine Valley's action area! Noah and Julia are waiting there! Belinda and Officer Taylor Cannon add a few comments....

---Pine Valley's VALLEY INN--- The place and the guests are definitely classier than the Pine Cone! Among the current guests are "Roy....Mike Roy"....Nick Davis, Jeremy Hunter, Doctor Kinder and Paolo to make you feel rested and relaxed....plus, in a special Cameo Role, Dom Deluise!

---CYCLOPS!---Let us now walk through the shadder of the Valley Of Pines...if we dare, Fair Maids and Kind Gentlemen..where John Henry Rockerfeller alas Billy Clyde Tuggle awaits..it's a Real Blast...ya'll...! !