The Kane Chronicles!!
Erica's comments to infinity and beyond!!
Plus great memories from Mona at 20 Adams Street!
The Kane Chronicles!!
Erica's comments to infinity and beyond!!
hwdnvine.wav...Erica:....Pine Valley isn't exactly the corner of Hollywood 'n Vine
leftover.wav....Erica:....Don't you ever get tired of getting my leftovers?
theaward.wav....Erica:....Thank you...Thank you...I am so pleased and proud to accept this award on behalf of.....on behalf of.....absoulutely nobody but myself....
emmy.wav....Edmund:...You were very, very good...That performance was worthy of an Oscar...Erica:...."I'd settle for an Emmy".....
eimage.wav....Erica:....I present a gorgeous, alluring "love goddess" image.......
passgo.wav....Erica:....You should pass go, collect $200.00 and go directly past jail....go someplace festive!
youwitch.wav....Erica:....You are nothing but a lying jealous witch!...you won't get away with it....!
strung.wav....Erica:....Ohhhh, Erica can't be with us tonight, because Erica, is all strung out on druuuuugs!
vultures.wav....Erica:....Vultures! This whole town is full of vultures!
uniform.wav....Erica:....This is like private school! I have a uniform and everything.
helodoly.wav....Erica:....And hello Dolly!....
chlittle.wav....Erica:....Is the sky falling, chicken little?
3for1.wav....Erica:....What is this? A three for one 
?.......
lowlife.wav....Erica:....You lowlife, scavenging, parasitical scum!
loveuso.wav....Erica:....Because I love you! I love you so!
kane.wav...Erica Kane Martin Brent Cudahy Chandler Roy Roy (2 x illegally)
lastman.wav...Erica:....If you were the last man on Earth, I'd check myself into a convent!!
sitdown.wav....Erica:....Sit down!!! 
I am speaking now, I want everyone to hear what I am saying....I want the world to know exactly what it is that I am talking about!.....
snake.wav....Erica:....The hypocrisy in this room could choke a snake!
timeout.wav...Erica:...I love you you Stupid Man!....Jack:...And I love you....you most Impossible Woman!..now time out......
tacky.wav....Erica:.....Oh, this tacky thing? This isn't worthy of a garage sale!
ambeauty.wav...Erica:....I am Erica Kane! I am an American Beauty!...Men flock to me like moths to a flame!
thank1st.wav....Erica:....Let's see...Who shall I thank first? Hmm...Hmm...Hmm.....
thatnote.wav....Erica:...Well, on that disgusting note......
ratuout.wav....Erica:....I ratted
you out, thanks to me, you're dogmeat
now you get out of here, before I have you thrown out!!!
3rdrate.wav....Erica:....What's the matter can't take it?....Well I know it hurts being 3rd rate but aren't you accustomed to it yet?!?....
nonothin.wav....Erica:....Because they're cannibals and they're at my door...and they won't give me one moments peace and they're mean spirited know nothings!
beast.wav....Erica:....You may not do this! I am Erica Kane and you are a filthy beast!
wndrluch.wav...Erica and Mr. Wonder do a duet...I Just Called To Say I Love You....as only Erica could do it!
wrongtim.wav.....Erica does her lounge lizard act on top of the white baby grand at the Valley Inn and gives us her rendition of Cole Porter's It's All Right With Me from the musical Can-Can. Ella Fitzgerald and Frankie Sinatra would be proud of this one!
ericatun.wav.....Susan Lucci and Rosie O 'Donnel sing a clever tune All About Erica Kane...and why we love her so!
yourway.wav...Erica:....There's your way....and then there's my way!
flatter.wav....Erica:....Oh, please....Don't flatter yourself!
stmaria.wav....Erica:....Saint Maria...
of Wildwind....tending to the sick in her push-up bra!
medicate.wav...Erica:....If you can't avoid a spill then please....try not to get hurt... and and if you can't manage that, now this is really important....Never rely on medication....
soapopra.wav...Erica:...You know something mother....you really have to stop watching those Soap Operas they are scrambling your brain....Mona:..You know something Erica....with a daughter like you....I don't need to watch Soap Operas....I live in them....
station.wav....Erica: I'll have this station off the air so fast you won't even be able to book a wetmop infomercial!
adamn.wav....(to Erica) Tom Cudahy:....Frankly...I don't give a damn!
astory.wav....Mona....You listen to me! This is not a story, and you had better believe it!
magazine.wav....Mona:....It's not like in the magazines...Ten ways to hold a man!!
selfish1.wav....Mona:....you are absolutely and totally selfish...you are self involved....
forgive.wav....Mona:....She begged me to ask you to forgive her.
heavnsak.wav....Mona:....Oh, for Heaven's sake! How many times do you think I've heard that!
scab.wav....Mona:....You're like a little boy who's got a scab on his elbow...you just can't stop scratching!
goodboy.wav....Mona:.....Be a good boy and promise me that....you won't start any trouble....
Thank you for visiting my mommy's page....
All my love, Bianca
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---Myrtle's Boardinghouse---Check in at Myrtle's!! Rae Cummings now has her permanent mailing address there, Gloria and Kelly Cole are the featured guests.
---The Cabinet Of Dr. David Hayward---Do NOT bypass this page! Stop in for a check up with the number one heart healer in Pine Valley...and leave us not forget Mother...Vanessa, and her pretentious pratt Leo DuPres. On your way out don't miss Dr. David's Wild Ride, I'm sure he'd be delighted to drive you to any place your heart desires.
---Jackson Montgomery's Penthouse---The DA's resigned!! Pine Valley's court official turned court jester. Get an animated cyber kiss from Jackson, while you listen or load up some very entertaining sound wavs. Derek is there to give you a police escort back!....All approved....(or at least put up with)....by Walt Willey himself!....
---Wildwind---The Marick Estate---Let's go over by the river and almost through the woods to Dimitri and Edmund's mansion! Peggy, Princess Gillian, Eugenia, Alex and Maria also await.
---The Marick Mausoleum--- For fellow fans of the late, great Hugo Marick....He now has his own page! Faithful servant Helga's found her final resting place here as well....
---The Chandler Mansion---Adam and Stuart's residence is filled with interesting bits and pieces...plus selections from Skye.
---The Loft ~ Lavery's Lair---Romanticize with Ryan inside his retreat for the for the lovelorn....Also known to some as "Wyan's Woom"....
---The Colby Holding Company---Marian and Liza, Dahlllings! Dramas and Traumas! Various comments from Marian who wants to hold a man, and Liza, who wants to hold the money! All in wav format for chatroom playback! They'll send send Shivers to your Elbows and Toes....Dahlllings!
---Wallingford Mansion---Feel free to frequent Phoebe's family and friends! Eloquent English expressions with Babblings from Brooke And Professor Langley's Language 101.
---Crossland Manor - Tad's Place---A taste of Tad and downhome dialogue droppings from Dixie! Also, some Pigeon Hollow purity from houseguest Becca Tyree.....
---1219 Hillcrest...The Martin House---A jigger of Jake, a jolt of Joe and a cup of Kelsey!
---The Dillon House!---Let's go see what Trevor, Janet, Harold, Amanda and the TimMan are doin'..
---Cortlandt Manor---Ms. Opal and Mr. Palmer are waiting to give you some down-home philosophy! Also staring Opal's off the record offspring....Adrian Sword and house guest Kevin adds some starry eyed thoughts.
---The Sounds Of Salsa---Your table is waiting as Hayley and Mateo welcome you to their very own nightclub!(formerly Holiday's)....and Sweeties....don't forget to join Arlene for a tall cool one at the bar.
---The Pine Cone Motel--- Come visit the Pine Valley landmark, where the elite meet to cheat. Wil Cortland, Kendall Hart and Tanner Jordan are waiting for the other guests to arrive!! Before you check out, don't forget to visit lovely Willow Lake's forest of ovblivian, where we find parked...Esther's Trailer!"
---Front Street---Come on down to Front Street! Pine Valley's action area! Noah and Julia are waiting there! Belinda and Officer Taylor Cannon add a few comments....
---Pine Valley's VALLEY INN---The place and the guests are definitely classier than the Pine Cone! Among the current guests are "Roy....Mike Roy"....Nick Davis, Jeremy Hunter, Doctor Kinder and Paolo to make you feel rested and relaxed....plus, in a special Cameo Role, Dom Deluise!
---CYCLOPS!---Let us now walk through the shadder of the Valley Of Pines...if we dare, Fair Maids and Kind Gentlemen..where John Henry Rockerfeller alas Billy Clyde Tuggle awaits..it's a Real Blast...ya'll...! !