YO! Trevor Talks and Janet Squawks!
Follow Harold to the Dillon House!
It's time for Janet to give him his medication!
....Trevor Tells It Like It Is....
With Tact and Fact!
....Trevor Tells It Like It Is....
With Tact and Fact!
unclpork.wav....Trevor:...Your Uncle Porkchop....who loves you....
3ding.wav....Trevor:....Ding, ding, ding...
the bar is closed, the tap is up!"
kickbutt.wav....Trevor:....We're gonna kick his butt!....
woofer.wav.....Harold (or a reasonable facsimile thereof) on Memorex!
patootie.wav....Trevor:....You women like to be romanticized...ya like to swept off your patootie....
smoking.wav....Trevor:....Ya Smokin' somethin' again? Is that what this is all about?
canadian.wav...Trevor:....What language is he speakin'?
Canadian?!?
bustkt.wav....Trevor:...You buy that bus ticket outta town....
incourt.wav....Trevor:....Get into fightin' trim for a few rounds in court!
chef.wav....Trevor:....Trust Chef Dillon...
..I watch the Main Ingredient!
axelgrse.wav....Trevor:....Janet from another Planet here, deserves all the Axel's she can get!...the more the grease...the better!
axeltoo.wav....Trevor:....Beats the bejeebus outta me?...Maybe I'm Axle too.. and I don't mean T-W-O...But you're battin' clean for up from Axel number one here..I'm runnin' third...you ask me who's on first....I'll knock your freakin' block off!....
looney.wav....Trevor:....I feel like I'm watchin' 
here!........
.....
mothers.wav....Trevor:....Mothers are like that, yeah they are!
arlene.wav....Trevor:....I'm gonna go check on Arlene....
arlene1.wav...Trevor:....What the hell were ya thinkin', Arlene?
swearlen.wav....Trevor:....You can ask till you're blue in the face! I ain't gettin ya nuttin' Arlene!.....
the itch.wav...Trevor:...What?....You got itch so bad you gotta scratch it doin' the horizontal hootchie coo?!
skivvies.wav....Trevor:....And remember.....don't you turn my skivvies pink!
dontstrt.wav....Trevor:....Don't start on me, pops!
fword.wav....Trevor:....There ya go with the f-word!
jplanet.wav....Trevor:....I'm sure Janet from another Planet can explain her way outta this little identity crisis...
AND NOW, A FEW MOMENTS WITH PINE VALLEY'S RESIDENT PLANETEER, JANET!!
mirror.wav....Janet:...."Mirror mirror on the wall.....let it just be me.....that's all!"....
behave.wav....Janet:....If you're gonna stay here....you have to behave yourself!....
mymind.wav....Janet:...Because I was out of my mind....
hardhead.wav....Janet:...Lucky for me I have a hard head!
abrat.wav...Janet:....This kid is so self centered....he is such a brat...he's driving me crazy!
trash.wav....Janet:....people like their trash........
.......
fast and disposable!
pariah.wav....Janet:....Would you stand some advice from a former town pariah?
bettedav.wav....Janet:....What brought this on? Bad prison food? Bette Davis movie in the rec room?
exit.wav....Janet:....Exit......stage right.......
badthing.wav...Janet:....Those bad things I did..I'm sorry and I'll never do them again!
downwell.wav....Janet:...Janet Green Crowbar Killer! Had a sister couldn't deal with her....threw her down a well....and made her life a Living Hell! ! ! That's right!...That's me...and I think there's another space in that well...for sombody else! ! !
fellwell.wav....Janet:....you're not supposed to be out alone at night...now last time you went out by yourself you fell down a well....remember?
ketchup.wav....Janet:...."Well..... 
usually makes everything slide down a little easier!".......
mamasita.wav....Settle in and eat your breakfast..like Mamasita used to make....
did4love.wav...Janet:...What I did for love and did with a crowbar cut me a long stretch in Statesville....
imjanet.wav....Im' Janet Green!! I CAN'T get angry! I mean, if I get ticked off, I just might pick up a crowbar...........
acrowbar.wav....Amanda: What is that thing?....Janet....It's a Crowbar.....
crowbar1.wav....Janet:...."Relax! ! !...ya think I have a colapsable crowbar stashed in my purse?"......
crowkill.wav....Janet:....I'm the new and improved model...also known as the Crowbar Killer! ! !
hithead.wav....Amanda:...If somebody hit you over the head with it, would it hurt??
ruinit.wav....Amanda:....Why does he always have to go ruin it for everyone?
rotnjail.wav....Amanda:....I hope you rot in jail for a Zillion years! I hate you!
wicked.wav...Amanda:....I should have believed you! She is nothing but a wicked witch!
innocent.wav....Amanda:....Hey, is'nt a person innocent until proven naughty?
nameonit.wav...Amanda:...She said my name was written all over it, but I didn't see it...she must have washed it off!
atoupee.wav...Amanda:..What's that thing on Mr. Green's head?....Janet:....A toupee.....Amanda:....well, it looks like roadkill!......
2rubbery.wav....Janet:..Nobody's perfect....Amanda:....My Daddy is....except for scrambled eggs....he makes 'em to rubbery.....
makewish.wav...Amanda: He said if I find the brightest star.....
sofunny.wav... Tim:...I don't get it...What's so funny?....
Better keep an eye on Harold...he's running out onto Maple Street!
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---Myrtle's Boardinghouse---Check in at Myrtle's!! Rae Cummings now has her permanent mailing address there, Gloria and Kelly Cole are the featured guests.
---Linden House---Time to visit the Diva Kane and her wise mother, Mona, with memories from 20 Adams Street.
---The Cabinet Of Dr. David Hayward---Do NOT bypass this page! Stop in for a check up with the number one heart healer in Pine Valley...and leave us not forget Mother...Vanessa, and her pretentious pratt Leo DuPres. On your way out don't miss Dr. David's Wild Ride, I'm sure he'd be delighted to drive you to any place your heart desires.
---The Loft ~ Lavery's Lair---Romanticize with Ryan inside his retreat for the for the lovelorn....Also known to some as "Wyan's Woom"....
---Wildwind---The Marick Estate---Let's go over by the river and almost through the woods to Dimitri and Edmund's mansion! Peggy, Princess Gillian, Eugenia, Alex and Maria also await.
---The Marick Mausoleum---For fellow fans of the late, great Hugo Marick....He now has his own page! Faithful servant Helga's found her final resting place here as well....
---The Chandler Mansion---Adam and Stuart's residence is filled with interesting bits and pieces...plus selections from Skye.
---Jackson Montgomery's Penthouse---The DA's resigned!! Pine Valley's court official turned court jester. Get an animated cyber kiss from Jackson, while you listen or load up some very entertaining sound wavs. Derek is there to give you a police escort back!....All approved....(or at least put up with)....by Walt Willey himself!....
---The Colby Holding Company---Marian and Liza, Dahlllings! Dramas and Traumas! Various comments from Marian who wants to hold a man, and Liza, who wants to hold the money! All in wav format for chatroom playback! They'll send send Shivers to your Elbows and Toes....Dahlllings!
---Wallingford Mansion---Feel free to frequent Phoebe's family and friends! Eloquent English expressions with Babblings from Brooke And Professor Langley's Language 101.
---Crossland Manor - Tad's Place---A taste of Tad and downhome dialogue droppings from Dixie! Also, some Pigeon Hollow purity from houseguest Becca Tyree.....
---1219 Hillcrest...The Martin House---A jigger of Jake, a jolt of Joe and a cup of Kelsey!
---Cortlandt Manor---Ms. Opal and Mr. Palmer are waiting to give you some down-home philosophy! Also staring Opal's off the record offspring....Adrian Sword and house guest Kevin adds some starry eyed thoughts.
---The Sounds Of Salsa---Your table is waiting as Hayley and Mateo welcome you to their very own nightclub!(formerly Holiday's)....and Sweeties....don't forget to join Arlene for a tall cool one at the bar.
---The Pine Cone Motel---Come visit the Pine Valley landmark, where the elite meet to cheat. Wil Cortland, Kendall Hart and Tanner Jordan are waiting for the other guests to arrive!! Before you check out, don't forget to visit lovely Willow Lake's forest of ovblivian, where we find parked...Esther's Trailer!"
---Front Street---Come on down to Front Street! Pine Valley's action area! Noah and Julia are waiting there! Belinda and Officer Taylor Cannon add a few comments....
---Pine Valley's VALLEY INN---The place and the guests are definitely classier than the Pine Cone! Among the current guests are "Roy....Mike Roy"....Nick Davis, Jeremy Hunter, Doctor Kinder and Paolo to make you feel rested and relaxed....plus, in a special Cameo Role, Dom Deluise!
---CYCLOPS!---Let us now walk through the shadder of the Valley Of Pines...if we dare, Fair Maids and Kind Gentlemen..where John Henry Rockerfeller alas Billy Clyde Tuggle awaits..it's a Real Blast...ya'll...! !