Marvelous Memories from the Martins!
From both before and after the storm!!
Featuring the dictates of Dr. Joe and highlights from Jake and Kelsey! You'll now find Tad at his own "Crossland Manor" page.
Let's start with good old Doctor Joe. Wonder if he still makes housecalls?
oldman.wav.....Dr. Joe:...."You wouldn't try and fool your old man?
coloring.wav.....Dr. Joe:...."Ok...let me concentrate.....I'm just not used to coloring outside the lines".....
aging.wav.....Dr. Joe:...."What sparked this rapid aging process?"
nurses.wav....Ruth #2:...."Don't you raise your voice to Me!!!..and if I ever hear of you raising your voice to any of my nurses again..I will see to it that you personally will be attached to every machinery we have.......and some of them can be MIGHTY unpleasant!"
chnoodle.wav.....Jake:...."Man cannot live by cheese
noodles alone!"
pistol.wav....Jake:...."Why am I not surprised to see a woman aiming a loaded pistol at your nether regions?"....
crossdrs.wav.....Jake:..."I cross train, I Don't cross Dress!"
prostate.wav....Jake:...."Whadaya say we check out that pesky prostate"....
sample.wav.....Jake:...."My sample is in the freezer....just waitin' for ya"....
panimal.wav....Kelsey:...."He could be a dud or a party animal!
gunshy.wav....Kelsey:...."They don't know if I'm gunshy
or a standoffish snob!!"
pants.wav....Kelsey...."You left your pants at my place"....
knucklhd.wav....Kelsey:...."You Knucklehead!!
afriend.wav....Kelsey:..."I'm sure glad that I have a friend like you!"
convent.wav....Kelsey:...."I know this may sound abrupt, but when you two go back to the Convent....can I go too?"...
suzycybr.wav....Kelsey:..."My roomate, Suzie Cyberchick, whipped it up!"
And now..the legend of Bobby Martin, Dr. Joe's missing third child, who vanished circa 1971!
Some people believe that he went to the attic to wax his skis, and never came back downstairs...
But the reality is that he just plain never came home from camp!
Either way, may he one day return to Pine Valley!
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---Myrtle's Boardinghouse---Check in at Myrtle's!! Rae Cummings now has her permanent mailing address there, Gloria and Kelly Cole are the featured guests.
---Linden House---Time to visit the Diva Kane and her wise mother, Mona, with memories from 20 Adams Street.
---The Cabinet Of Dr. David Hayward---Do NOT bypass this page! Stop in for a check up with the number one heart healer in Pine Valley...and leave us not forget Mother...Vanessa, and her pretentious pratt Leo DuPres. On your way out don't miss Dr. David's Wild Ride, I'm sure he'd be delighted to drive you to any place your heart desires.
---The Loft ~ Lavery's Lair---Romanticize with Ryan inside his retreat for the for the lovelorn....Also known to some as "Wyan's Woom"....
---Wildwind---The Marick Estate---Let's go over by the river and almost through the woods to Dimitri and Edmund's mansion! Peggy, Princess Gillian, Eugenia, Alex and Maria also await.
---The Marick Mausoleum---For fellow fans of the late, great Hugo Marick....He now has his own page! Faithful servant Helga's found her final resting place here as well....
---The Chandler Mansion---Adam and Stuart's residence is filled with interesting bits and pieces...plus selections from Skye.
---Jackson Montgomery's Penthouse---The DA's resigned!! Pine Valley's court official turned court jester. Get an animated cyber kiss from Jackson, while you listen or load up some very entertaining sound wavs. Derek is there to give you a police escort back!....All approved....(or at least put up with)....by Walt Willey himself!....
---The Colby Holding Company---Marian and Liza, Dahlllings! Dramas and Traumas! Various comments from Marian who wants to hold a man, and Liza, who wants to hold the money! All in wav format for chatroom playback! They'll send send Shivers to your Elbows and Toes....Dahlllings!
---Wallingford Mansion---Feel free to frequent Phoebe's family and friends! Eloquent English expressions with Babblings from Brooke And Professor Langley's Language 101.
---Crossland Manor - Tad's Place---A taste of Tad and downhome dialogue droppings from Dixie! Also, some Pigeon Hollow purity from houseguest Becca Tyree.....
---The Dillon House!---Let's go see what Trevor, Janet, Harold, Amanda and the TimMan are doin'..
---Cortlandt Manor---Ms. Opal and Mr. Palmer are waiting to give you some down-home philosophy! Also staring Opal's off the record offspring....Adrian Sword and house guest Kevin adds some starry eyed thoughts.
---The Sounds Of Salsa---Your table is waiting as Hayley and Mateo welcome you to their very own nightclub!(formerly Holiday's)....and Sweeties....don't forget to join Arlene for a tall cool one at the bar.
---The Pine Cone Motel---Come visit the Pine Valley landmark, where the elite meet to cheat. Wil Cortland, Kendall Hart and Tanner Jordan are waiting for the other guests to arrive!! Before you check out, don't forget to visit lovely Willow Lake's forest of ovblivian, where we find parked...Esther's Trailer!"
---Front Street---Come on down to Front Street! Pine Valley's action area! Noah and Julia are waiting there! Belinda and Officer Taylor Cannon add a few comments....
---Pine Valley's VALLEY INN---The place and the guests are definitely classier than the Pine Cone! Among the current guests are "Roy....Mike Roy"....Nick Davis, Jeremy Hunter, Doctor Kinder and Paolo to make you feel rested and relaxed....plus, in a special Cameo Role, Dom Deluise!
---CYCLOPS!---Let us now walk through the shadder of the Valley Of Pines...if we dare, Fair Maids and Kind Gentlemen..where John Henry Rockerfeller alas Billy Clyde Tuggle awaits..it's a Real Blast...ya'll...! !